Given that some of you folk need to have things spelled out for you, I'd like to remind everyone to follow our town doctor's orders about ignoring these newcomers and their questionable conduct and hope they leave us sooner, rather than later. Some of us [COUGH COUGH] have neither the will nor the resolve to avoid temptation. That whole carnival ( Read more... )

[Misato is sitting ramrod straight in her chair, trying to maintain a businesslike attitude. She has her Warden Item in her lap and one hand is wrapped tightly around it like she's afraid she'll lose it if she's not careful. She's speaking in a professional monotone. It almost sounds rehearsed.]

I'd like to take this moment to commend every Inmate ( Read more... )

[Misato is in the south wing, about an hour after her saturation chamber adventure. She's sobbing and yelling and... Not quite there. She seems to be responding to things that no one's asking and no, it's no ghost. It's just stuff in her own head. Yeah... The saturation chamber kinda messed her up and between that and all the ghosts, she thinks she ( Read more... )

[MEET 21-YEAR-OLD MISATO KATSURAGI. Who is just like 29-year-old Misato Katsuragi, only even less responsible. She is the very picture of HOT TEACHER right now, leaning on her bed in her cabin in short shorts and a really tight tank-top. Yeah... Apparently, all of my counselors are here to be stupidly flirty. Go figure.

Misato earned her fame last ( Read more... )

[Misato has a MASSIVE HANGOVER, because last night she was drinking heavily for some reason, so naturally the amount of drunkeness is GETTING ON HER LAST NERVE. Normally, she'd be partying it up and being handsy, but... No, she has to be the mature responsible one.]

This can't last forever, right? Can you even get alcohol poisoning from breathing ( Read more... )